Category: Joke Board
A man walked into a supermarket
with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him
and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase
that men normally use, he went on his way looking a
bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man
came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his
shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where
the
lady was that told him about his" barracks door." He was planning to
have a little fun with her, so when he reached the
counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open,
did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for
a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was
a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel
bags"."
That's bad, but funny as hell. still laughing